The paper said: a woman visiting her mum at the jail said inmates shower together and a large group of “very masculine lesbians” prey on them. She added: “This place is bad. Paris is not going to make it.”

Denise Chavis, visiting her sister in the jail, warned Paris: “If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity, you’re done.”

The heir-head, who will also have to ditch her hair extensions, is horrified that she has to go to jail.

She said: “I feel I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is cruel.”

Maybe the Chiwawa-loving jail bait could get someone to sneak in a dildo in a low-cal cake!!