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This week we cover Chris Moyles after our mailbox was flooded by letters explaining how the radio 1 DJ is such a wanker for his poor judgement in Civil Partnership jibes, we also look at Ashley Cole, Cruz and Hayek's extra curricular activities and the Sonia scenario.

LOSER! Chris Moyles, he’s a funny bloke and we don’t mean in the ha ha sense. The oh-so-blatantly-a-Closet Radio 1 DJ is off his station and needs to get off the station ASAP. He has been flogging a load of his same sad jokes about gay Civil Partnership for weeks and BBC bosses need to cut his airtime and diss him off before they lose all credibility. Calling Mr Moyles, you just 'aint funny, in fact you seem a little queer! 

Eastenders' zappy Sonia is about to dump off her hubby Martin Fowler for another bit of female  strumpet. The on-off storyline has been brewing for a while after Sons had her first real lezza snog... aahh, or is that aargh! Anyway, this week Pauline gets in a flap, it  sounds like every other week but this time she has a reason, the moany mother's son has been dumped off. Also, did anyone spot Sonia's bit reading g3 magazine on Eastenders?

Ashley Cole was all over the papers this week for going to court over allegations that he was a ‘rear gunner’. The papers haven’t revealed any names but the star reckons it must be about him and is willing to sue. Closet queer footballers are avoiding coming out due to homophobia but here at g3 HQ we don’t get it, where else do you see 40 thousand guys admiring a load of half naked men all weekend? It's the gayest sport on the planet. Rumours are spreading on the internet that Cheryl Tweedy swings too and the fiancee is heading for a marriage of convenience with the Arsenal star.

Lezza actress Fiona Shaw was overheard in a Primrose Hill Cafe speaking about George Michael's latest bust. After spotting Big Brother's Nadia clutching a bag full of air fresheners in the same eatery she said: "Perhaps she has brought them for George's Car." Meow!

Penélope Cruz and Salma Hayek are happy to insinuate that they maybe more than friends after filming Bandidas. To the envy of many women worldwide, Penélope has been spotted grabbing Salma’s rear end, she then gave away no secrets and said: “I love Salma hayek, we’ve been friends for a really long time.” 

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